We aren't Malibu. We aren't Fort Greene or Coney Island. We're just human. I didn't think Kirby was a Valentine Day's cherub by comparison, knowing the South Side of Chicago as I did. Figured Kirb ...

One poked fun by adding: "Kirby has seen things beyond human comprehension." And the memes started flooding in... But fans needn't be concerned about Kirby's eyes, because the zoo have explained ...